ANOTHER MIND-BLOWING MANHUNT MASTERPIECE

(The number of quality profile poems now outweighs the number quality men.)

I'm a man, dammit!
I'm no liar, or prick.
No blue collar bf stealing dick.
No not a prisoner or master,
nor a babysitting tragic addict/disaster.
I’m only a man, fortunate & flawed.
I pray there is a God,
while refusing to believe that there be
1 thing my God owes ‘me’.
U won’t be a partner & doubt I am a friend.
It may just be pig sex u want, & The End.
That’s OK, that’s just fine,
see I know just where we are.
Not the outfield, gym showers or some cruisy new gay bar,
“A marriage equivalent,” or worse, your last LTR.
GEEZ, IT'S A SEXSITE! SHOW AN X PIC! SHARE SOME REGARD!
Give a way 4 us 2 meet,
GET ME THERE. . . GET ME HARD!

IF IT ISN"T ONE THING...

I'm not going to get all preachy about how intrusive the Republican-dominated government is, or how hypocritical it is for them to say they want smaller government and less government involvement and regulation of private industry and life, while limiting and/or restricting our freedoms.

No, I’m not going to mention any of that. Let’s just say this: THEY ARE AFTER OUR PORN. With AIDS running rampant, hate crimes on the rise and they’re concerned with the porn we watch, and how it’s made?

Whatever.

GETCHO' BACKS OFF THE WALL...

FILE UNDER: It Ain't Ol' Skool If U Still Livin' It
Missy 'Misdameanor' Elliott gone dun it again--another slammin' track, with a guest vocal from Ciara (my goodies, indeed). The lyrics and song structure aren't anything special (not like my favorite nugget from her last album, "Yeah, I shakes my gut, shakes my gut, like, 'yeah, b!tch, what? I likes it rough; tough, ask yo man how I'm good in handcuffs!"), but the track isn't looking to break new ground, just shake it up a little.
RATING: 4 out of 5

AND NOW, FOR ANOTHER MANHUNT POEM...

"HOW TO HAVE BETTER SEX BY LAUGHING MORE"
LIFTED (ONCE AGAIN) FROM A PROFILE ON MANHUNT

I can come just once, I can come in droves,
I can even come on my very own nose.

I can come as an action or make it a noun,
I can come while standing or upside down.

I can come by my left hand, I can use just my right,
Why, boredom equals coming almost every night!

Alas, my pickiness in boys often leaves me coming alone,
Cuz, you need to be hot, & open in bed, to come in my home.

And, it makes my mind hurt that that seems to be asking a lot,
So, sometimes I will give up the open, but ya still gotta be hot!

With that, I must thank Dr. Seuss for my inspiration before I conclude,
And, please don't be shysty, if you're coming, you'd better come nude!

OH, HAPPY DAY

So, let's just get the teasing out of the way now. I'm turning 30 today. Big whoop. Now look at my funny, awkward (and a little sad) pic and laugh. (It's OK, I did.)