Monday, October 31

TRICK AND/OR TREAT!


Well, Hello There, Ladies!
Originally uploaded by Wanda Wisdom.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, everybody! Check out Wanda Wisdom's get-up! This just proves that you're never too old to enjoy the holidays.

I'm going trick-or-treating with my cousins' kid tonight... He's two years old, and even though he picked out his little bear costume on his own, for some reason, he's been telling people he's going to be a giraffe... (And yes, he understands the difference-he's an animal enthusiast). Hey, I'm not gonna argue with him.

IT DRIVES ME CRAZY

Now, I'm not going to pretend my car is my prize possession, pride and joy, or anything more than what it is: my car. Living in SoCal, as I do, having a car is important. Expensive at times, but important.

My car isn't a status symbol, like an S.U.V., classic car or luxury automobile. And it isn't a social statement, like those hybrid things.

I like my ride just fine, but I'm not obsessed with it -- a little ding in the door after my trip to the mall? No sweat.

I wash it regularly, change the oil every 3 months and make sure to fill 'er up with gas before I hit the 1/4 tank level. I even carry window cleaner and paper towels in the trunk, so I'll always have a clear view of the road (safety first, after all).

But I never realized how attached I was until last week... when some jerk-offs tried to steal it. The police say it was one of five cars in my area that were broken into. They tried to jack my stereo, but only ended up breaking it. My heart sank, as I looked at my poor, violated dashboard. And then, something caught my eye: the ignition core was missing. Gone.

I won't launch into how much this sucks, or how lame my insurance provider is acting. I won't complain about how long it is taking to fix, or how much it is going to cost. (Cause I just have all this extra cash to go out and get me a new car, y'know!) I'm not going to bitch the luck I've been having this year, and you won't see me feeling sorry for myself, not even for a minute.

"See, the luck I've had, can make a good man turn bad..."

But I have to write about something...

Sunday, October 30

PULL UP TO THE BUMPER, BABY...

If you've never seen former Falcon exclusive Brad Patton in action, then you're really missing out. It means you haven't seen his amazing, tanned and toned body glisten, getting wetter with each pump of his solid, tree-trunk-sized cock... and it means you haven't seen the pair of perfectly sculpted legs leading up to an ass that defies description. If I could sit down with God and have him design me the perfect ass, this would be it.

Check out his site, or catch him in his next flick, Beyond Perfect, from BuckshotDVD

Are you, like, totally gay? Want more hot, funny porno goodness? See also:

FAINT, FOND & FUNNY ECHOES

BOYS & THEIR TOYS

Friday, October 28

HOLA SENORITA COSA


Miss Ronnie Returns
Originally uploaded by feastoffools.
Raw, real and anything but ordinary,
Miss Ronnie recently joined the crew over at my favorite podcast, the Feast of Fools. The first time she was a guest on the show, her natural heat and flava had me laughing out loud, and talkin' back, like I was watchin' Soul Food at the Magic Johnson Theatres... I was clappin' and stompin' -- hootin' and hollerin' with each and every bit of wit/wisdom explodin' out of her big, luscious mouth.

She isn't afraid of speakin' her mind (and what a mind, at that), but don't let the snark 'n' sass scare you away: at the heart of each rant/sermon/serving is real love.

If you haven't already joined the FEAST OF FOOLS podcast:
1. Go to the Feast of Fools site.
2. Subscribe/sample the show, via the iTunes Music Store.
3. Subscribe/sample the show via Yahoo! and get in on the good stuff!

see also:

I KNOW A DRAG QUEEN NAMED WANDA…

PATRICK & NOAH EXPLAIN IT ALL…

Monday, October 10

BUCKLE UP, MY DEAR...

It's been a bumpy ride, so far...

OK, so I know its only October (and early October at that), but I heard something the other night that got me thinking about the past year. It was on the finale for, "The Sureal Life," on VH1. Although I gave up watching the show after Janice's second break-down (within the same episode), I found myself watching the last show. P!nk's boyfriend--whatever the hell his name is--sounds like he had a year much like mine: the kind that almost (literally) kills you.

A while back, I had started thinking, 'If that which doesn't kill me makes me stronger, can I just die now? I don't want to get any stronger.'

I know, I know... some pretty stinkin' thinkin' on my part.

I'm not gonna lie, sugar-coat or complain about the events of 2005. They are what they are, and I just can't... no, make that won't spend/waste any more of my time thinking about it. I've gone over every event, each day, in the hopes of finding-well, anything.

Wisdom. Maturity. Hope. A lesson. A laugh. A direction. A reason to go on... I looked for the wisdom and wonder in every aspect of my life, and found nothing. And no, I'm not being a drama queen, I really didn't get ANYTHING I can take with me into next year.

Or so I thought.

When things were at their worst for P!nk's boyfriend, he adopted this simple outlook: If I wake up, first of next year, and I still have a pulse, I have something to live for--so I'm gonna take control of my life...

Funny thing about him... his career of choice is off-road motorbike racing. His path is (literally) bumpy, from start to finish.

Monday, October 3

THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE...

OK, so I've been getting email asking to see a photo of the fire, full-force... that I didn't take of the wire. But I don't have an personal photos from this last firestorm, only the one that rolled through last time.

This was taken up the block from where I live, and has NOT been messed with in Photoshop, or anything tricky-like.

Sunday, October 2

CITY ON FIRE! Part 1

This should give you an idea of how close the fire was, when it started. What you can't see in this picture, is the "Biggest Loser" house, at the foothills... somehow, every inch of land around it was destroyed, but that ONE patch made it through. That's OK, though. (I'll explain why some other time.)

Oh, and YES... I'm fine.

CITY ON FIRE! Part 2

You know, it seems like this same exact fire happens, in the same spot, every year... you'd think we'd be able to do something about that! These fires have become so frequent, that this last time, only two people called to see if I was OK. The rest, it seems, all assumed a big ol' flamer like me would make it through.

On a more serious note, my heartfelt thanks go out to all the fire departments helping to battle this blaze.

CITY ON FIRE! Part 3

Sorry I haven't been posting much in the past few days... but the hills all around where I live are on fire.