TIME FOR ANOTHER MANHUNT POEM!

The Wonderful Thing About HotBoys
(In the style of The Wonderful Thing About Tigger)

The most wonderful thing about hot boys,
Is hot boys are great in bed!
Their bottoms are made for f*c%i$g,
Their mouths give awesome head!
They’re moaning, groaning, erection showing,
Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun!
But, the most wonderful thing about hot boys
Is they’re filled with come!

The most wonderful thing about hot boys,
Is hot boys are always hung!
The thick ones are great for sucking,
The long ones will fuck you dumb!
They’re masturbating, fornicating,
Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about hot boys
Is I’m the only one!

AND NOW, FOR ANOTHER MANHUNT POEM…

[Taken from a member profile on ManHunt—where, it turns out, the poetry is the only thing worth keeping.]

A Poem inspired by Shel Silverstein
By BoYnBrIeFsOrLeSs

Nobody f*cks me or blows.
Nobody pops my cherries & holes.
Nobody gives me kisses & hugs.
Nobody gets off to pics of me on bear skin rugs.
Nobody jumps my bones as I come home at nite
Nobody molests me when off goes da lite.
Nobody sleeps w/me or moans.
Nobody thinks I’m hot enough 2 bring in their homes.
So if U ask me who my boy is, I will tell U my boy Nobody is!
But last nite I had quite da orgasm, I awoke & Nobody just made me spasm.
I reached out 2 stop Nobody’s wrist! In da darkness on my dick, Nobody’s fist.
Then My body shook across my bed, & I saw Somebody there giving me head!
I moaned till I gasped & now w/dawn, There's no doubt about it—Nobody’s gone.

Previously

ManHunt Poem (June)

ManHunt Poem (May)

ManHunt Poem (September)

THE MANHUNT MACHINE

THE MANHUNT MACHINE
By BoYnBrIeFsOrLeSs

The Manhunt Machine,
O The Manhunt Machine,
The most sexed up contraption that's ever been seen.
Just put in yer stats
and pay the fee,
Click the search button
and hot boys you'll see.
You can search 4 hot boys who are nice n not dumb,
But by adding this in,
they'll only be
as hung as yer thumb.
My thumb? That's dumb, Though it's not perfect -
On second thought, I'll just jack myself numb.

ANOTHER MIND-BLOWING MANHUNT MASTERPIECE

(The number of quality profile poems now outweighs the number quality men.)

I'm a man, dammit!
I'm no liar, or prick.
No blue collar bf stealing dick.
No not a prisoner or master,
nor a babysitting tragic addict/disaster.
I’m only a man, fortunate & flawed.
I pray there is a God,
while refusing to believe that there be
1 thing my God owes ‘me’.
U won’t be a partner & doubt I am a friend.
It may just be pig sex u want, & The End.
That’s OK, that’s just fine,
see I know just where we are.
Not the outfield, gym showers or some cruisy new gay bar,
“A marriage equivalent,” or worse, your last LTR.
GEEZ, IT'S A SEXSITE! SHOW AN X PIC! SHARE SOME REGARD!
Give a way 4 us 2 meet,
GET ME THERE. . . GET ME HARD!

AND NOW, FOR ANOTHER MANHUNT POEM...

"HOW TO HAVE BETTER SEX BY LAUGHING MORE"
LIFTED (ONCE AGAIN) FROM A PROFILE ON MANHUNT

I can come just once, I can come in droves,
I can even come on my very own nose.

I can come as an action or make it a noun,
I can come while standing or upside down.

I can come by my left hand, I can use just my right,
Why, boredom equals coming almost every night!

Alas, my pickiness in boys often leaves me coming alone,
Cuz, you need to be hot, & open in bed, to come in my home.

And, it makes my mind hurt that that seems to be asking a lot,
So, sometimes I will give up the open, but ya still gotta be hot!

With that, I must thank Dr. Seuss for my inspiration before I conclude,
And, please don't be shysty, if you're coming, you'd better come nude!

ONE BOY, TWO BOYS

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