SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Service Men Edition

This one is a bit of a stretch if you haven't seen WWE or Hot House Video's Private Parts, but I couldn't help but notice more than a couple of similarities between injured, former WWE Champ, John Cena and porn performer Ken Browning. And to take it a step further, Cena played a guy in the armed forces in The Marine, and Browning plays a guy in the armed forces in Private Parts.

NEW YORK & GAY PORN?

OK, I'll admit to watching the casting special for the new season of VH1's I Love New York. And yes, thanks to the hilarious coverage of the show on E!'s The Soup, I've managed to keep track of the goings-on on this depraved, and yet, somehow entertaining show.

And yes, I'll admit that once in a while, when I'm bored and flipping around from station to station on the boob tube... I stop on VH1 and watch a little of the antics surrounding this big, fake-t!tty woman of questionable morals and values. I'm fascinated by the outrage (and genuine hurt) she displays when the men on her show treat her like crap - But at the same time, I can only shake my head in disbelief. She claims she wants a hardcore thug who is, "down" for her, yet is surprised when the thugs she's invited into her "home" start beating each other up. And even though her Klingon of a mother (a true Klingon, in attitude and appearance) tries to help her weed out the weirdos, she ignores the help, only to be surprised when a man she picks disrespects her.

But the shocker no one saw coming this season has more to do with off-screen antics than on-screen theatrics. One of the contestants (now off the show), named Unsure by New York, isn't everything he appears to be. Now, to be fair, New York named him unsure because she got the feeling he wasn't sure about his own sexuality. And, as it turns out, she may have been right.

The blogosphere is buzzing with news that Unsure has a couple of gay (albeit solo) porn DVDs under his belt. The gay porn site, Fratmen TV features two DVDs and one streaming video of Unsure doing something sure to raise some eyebrows. (His eyebrows, seen in the photos accompanying this post, are so overly plucked, it looks like they're always raised.) I won't go into lurid detail - only because I haven't seen the video(s) in question - but let's just say that Unsure loved his own member more than he obviously loved New York... he did ask to be sent home, after all.

WHATDUHFUGIZTHIZZABUT?

OK, so back when I was the editor of a certain magazine, we featured a cover-model who went by the name Kris Knight.

He was pretty darn good looking, and went on to do work with other magazines and websites. But recently I stumbled across a picture of him on someone's blog, and nearly passed out... he looks so very different.

He's working under a new name, but that tattoo, and that smile are not easy to forget. He looks horrible, if you ask me. One has to wonder what happens when an attractive, fit, young model turns into... well, I've attached a before and after picture to this post, so you can decide.


Remember kids: crack is wack.

FEEL THE HEAT

Kristofer Weston, and the rest of the gang over at BuckshotDVD announced their next big, new release: a double-pack of manly heat. (Those are the two covers next to this post.)

I'm looking forward to seeing this one, cuz' I love just about everything they put out. (Heh, heh... put out.) I even love the older stuff, like "Muscle Ranch," as much as I love the new Buckshot classics, like "BuckleRoos." I'm also looking forward to giving Brian Hansen a chance to redeem himself. Not sure what I'm talking about? Read here.

The last release from Buckshot featured a little something for everyone. From cutie Danny Roddick, to hottie Josh Weston. (If you've never read any of Mr. Weston's writing, you're missing out.)

If you wanna know more about these, and other hot releases from Buckshot, check out their site.

YUMMY (IN PRINT, ANYWAY)

Check out the cover of the Faces Rainbow Festival magazine! That's COLT stud Brian Hansen, and boy does he look good. Faces is a joint up in Sac-Town (Sacramento, to those of you outside the Golden-Shower State).

He's such a hottie, no? A bunch of the COLT Men will be making appearances this month, and throughout the year, but since the new "Bar & Event Coordinator" can't seem to find SoCal on the map, I'm not going to plug any of their events this time.

Also, has anyone else seen Brian's debut, Big Rig - it was great, but his scene left me softer than the applesauce at a senior citizen's home. (Serioulsly, I've have bm's with more heat. It was like, in the middle of a hot movie, all of a sudden... a scene from an All Worlds video. Blech!) Oh well, maybe his next one will be better. Until then, I have this picture to hold me over.

BRAD ON ICE...

How much do we love the fact that COLT Man, Brad Patton placed so well in the Out Games this year? And on the ice, no less.

So hot... wonder how they kept the ice from melting.

COLT Studio Signs Brad Patton

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DOZE WERE DA DAZE

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BRAD DOES TEXAS

If you're in the Houston, TX area this weekend, check out hottie Brad Patton at South Beach!

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE...

And another one! (Big ups to Lil' Kim, and all my peeps in lock-down! Wait, uh... what was I posting about? Oh yeah.) In case you didn't believe me, when I tipped you off to just how hot COLT Man Exclusive Chris Wide is, and just how paint-peeling, knee-buckling tongue-wagging super-hot his personal appearances are, here's another pic. Enjoy!

THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GOOD FRIDAY

OK, so I know I just posted a pic of hottie, COLT Man Exclusive Chris Wide... and yes, it was only a few days ago, but if you're in the Nashville area, you're gonna thank me.

Chris will be at the Play Dance Bar this Friday. (If you don't get the title of this post, you're not clever enough to read my blog.) Now, I've never seen one of Chris' meet-n-greet events, but I have plenty oif photos. Actually, now that I think about it, there seems to be a pattern that repeats from venue to venue. In the first couple of pictures, Chris is fully-clothed. Every photo after that, he's got less and less on, and everyone standing around him is grinning from ear-to-ear. (If you wanna get your hands on those sexy chonnies he models, they're available from the COLT Store. Sadly, Chris is not included. Trust me, I checked.)

And if you don't live in the Nashville, TN, area, don't worry. The men of COLT will be popping up in Charlotte, NC, Des Moines, IA, and Sacramento, CA. I saw Evelyn Champagne King at the Sacramento venue, a looong time ago, for NYE. It's a cozy little neighborhood bar with a good bar, and enough room to dance, if you're so inclined. It's called Faces, and they'll be hosting Luke Garrett on the 19th. If you wanna know when and where the other COLT Men will be this month... oh, just go to their site. And even if there isn't going to be a event near you, surf on over to the COLT site, and make sure you check out all the sexy extras they have on the COLT Mobile site. (You have to hear some of the mantones they have. This is NOT safe for work, so go home and do it there, you dirty birdy.)


COLT Man Exclusive Chris Wide
Play Dance Bar
Nashville, TN
April 14th

YOU'RE STILL THE ONE...

My reign of terror at MEN and FRESHMEN magazines may have only lasted a year, but what a year it was!

My favorite issue, is still probably the April issue, with COLT Man Exclusive (or whatever his title actually is), Chris Wide on the cover.

That particular issue was a bitch to put together, but it was probably the best one we did. The photography was all first-rate, and the interviews were all great. (Special thanks to Gabriel and the Men of COLT, esp. Manfred, who kicked some serious ass in that department.)

As you can see, from the photo I ganked off COLT's site, Chris looks better than ever (loving the furry-tummy he's working, but really loving the tighty-whities).

If you get the chance, check out Chris' films, especially BuckleRoos, and Wide Country, both available from the COLT Store.

Have a good weekend!

AND NOW, FOR SOMETHING, UH...

something.

I stumbled across this photo of Kris Weston (Oh, just search my blog for his name, I'm too tired to put the links in the body of this post for you), and Troy Punk, who I used to have a little crush on when I was in the biz. OK, that just sounds lame... he's still cute. I just kinda got over my crush when another magazine (same company) got a better photo set, and interview than I got.

When I saw this photo, and that whole world came rushing back to me...

A year ago, around this time, I was just out of the hospital (pnuemonia), and back at work. I don't really miss the stress, being treated like crap, or the lame-ass, long days. I don't think I had been in bed before 1 in the morning for three whole months, prior to my hospital stay... there was a time in my life where that statement would have meant I was out, having a good time. As I've grown older, I find I have fewer nights of restful sleep. But those months leading up to the start of the end, work consumed me. And not in a good way. Funny thing is, looking back on it now, it wasn't worth it.

I loved the work I did. I loved the challenges, loved the feeling that rushed over my body each time I held a new issue in my hands, and even loved some of the people I worked with. But I was treated like shit. Even worse, I ended up dishing it right back—a personal low, and something I've struggled to put behind me. I don't think they ever really appreciated me, or how hard I was working. They cut me off, tossed me out on my ass in the blink of an eye... and then sold the company for a tidy profit. The only thing keeping me from being truly bitter, and filled with hate is knowing that I walked away from it with the only thing that mattered to me: my life.

Sure, I miss the money. And the endless parade of naked dudes... but I almost died a year ago, and even if I add everything I loved about the job, and ignored the crappy bits it wasn't worth it. I look at this photo, and remember the amazing people I met; remember how they were good people, people I could respect for the talent and their kindness... it just helps keep it all in perspective, y'know?

THERE'S A PRIZE IN THIS BOX…

…but it isn't anything like the one's you'd find the bottom of a box of Cracker-Jacks.

OK, this is my last post about gay porn for a while, I swear. I just couldn't pass up posting pictures of a couple of the new COLT products—mostly because the guy on the box makes me bonkers… and I'm not usually into blond guys, either. Actually, if you've seen the trailer for Big Rig, then you've caught a peek of Brian Hansen and Christian Alvarez, who are more my style. (That Brian has the most incredible smile, no?) I'm not all that boy-crazy, I swear.

But I must admit I'd buy just about anything with a cute guy on the box. And if he's hot (like Brad is), lookout, cause you know what you'll be getting from me on your next birthday!

KEEP ON TRUCKIN'

Well, the guys over at Buckshot have really outdone themselves this time... I'm talking about their new flick, Big Rig, of course. I'm excited to see this one, and sure it will deliver--and I've only seen the trailer! Buckshot set itself apart from the pack with the award-winning BuckleRoos last year, and everyone else has pretty much been playing catch-up ever since.

But don't take my word for it, check out the trailer:

Big Rig (Buckshot DVD)

and enjoy!

10-4 GOOD BUDDY…

OK, so that's all the CB-radio lingo I know, but it seemed appropriate.

It's been a while since I was excited about the release of an adult title. (Yes, that's a shotgun in my pocket, but I'm still happy to see you!) Buckshot Productions, the guys whom brung you my favorite film, BucklerRoos (Parts 1, 2 and 3), and Beyond Perfect are gearing up for the roll-out of their latest masturbatory masterpiece, Big Rig.

I'm pretty jazzed about this, for a number of reasons (Brad Patton being one of them, but more on that later). I'm so excited to see this one, that I actually took the time out of my lunch today to make this mock-up of what the DVD box will look like. (Apologies to Kristofer and the rest of the mens up in the bay, but I just had to.)

Fine, I'm a nerd. But I'm a porn nerd, so that makes it OK.


P.S. I know there's some witty play-on-words with the whole Buckshot - bird shot, Dick Cheney - dick (as in pen!s) thing, but the more this VP scandal drags on, the less amusing it seems to be.

ES UNA GANGA!

Also known as a bargain, to you gringos out there.

Well, it's been a while since I posted anything porn-tastic on my site, so I just thought I'd mention two things:

1. The blog known as Pink 4 Boys is nothing more than a front for an internet porn-scam (and a bad one, at that). So avoid both at all costs, OK?

2. COLT Studio is having a mega-amazing sale, so check them out!

More to, uh, come… later.

I KNOW WHERE I'M TAKING MY NEXT VACATION…

…in MANCOUNTRY. I know it may seem like I go on and on about COLT Studio, their projects and (of course) their men. But can you blame me? I mean, look at them!

On the cover, are Luke Garret and Gage Weston (thanks for the hook-up, Kris). It is from the publicity campaign for COLT's next big release: MAN COUNTRY. (A big release from them means a big release for me. Sorry, but it had to be said.) Luke and Gage, aside from both being former members of the US Armed Services, are real-life boyfriends.

If you've never seen one of John Rutherford's movies, first of all… what's wrong with you? Even if you're not gay, they're worth checking out, especially now that he's the head honcho at COLT. There are plenty of people in the adult industry—straight, bi or gay—who play the game well. But onlhandfulfull of people actually change the way the game is played and perceived; John Rutherford is one of those people, and you're only depriving yourself if you don't check his films out. You'll thank me for it later, trust me…

just send any thank-you notes to MAN COUNTRY.

SURE, YOU'RE STRAIGHT…

OK, so I'm not usually into the whole gay-for-pay thing—I just don't buy it. I mean, everyone has the right (and the obligation, sometimes) to self-identify with the term that best suits them. I'm not going to deny anyone the right to call themselves straight, and then turn around and have gay butt sex.

Most of the online sex sites that feature original amateur content specialize in straight guys having gay sex—for the first time. Sean Cody is one of those sites (and one of the better ones, at that.) A couple of different sites regularly read had mentioned this new Sean Cody film, Bailey's Fuck Buddy, so I checked it out.

Hot. I mean, really hot. And not just cause they're a couple of greased-up beau-hunks who enjoy a good a banging (the oral lasted about, oh, all of 5 seconds, and then it was, anchors away!). No, what really, uh, blew me away, was how hard these two guys were trying to contain their enthusiasm. It seemed to take enormous amounts of restraint to keep the whole, straight-acting AberZombie thing going.

They both claim to be straight. OK, sure. One of them even says he has a, "serious girlfriend." But the, they mention that they're going to have sex with the same girl, later in the week (after a good ass-pounding, of course). Oh, and the girl making up the middle of this manwich is not his, "serious" girlfriend.

Now, again, I'm not saying they're gay. They can be whatever they want. Hell, they can call themselves watermelons for all I care. I'm just saying that I didn't really buy into it. I usually need some level chemistry between guys if I'm watching a skin-flick—which is why I usually avoid the whole gay-for-pay genre. (And most Eastern European stuff, too.) But these guys had real, barn-burning, wrist-chaffing sexual energy. There was something in their eyes that said they were really, really into this.

Again: I'm not saying they're gay. I didn't think they were gay during the whole naked work-out. And when they said they'd seen each other naked a few times, "in the shower" (at the gym, of course!), I still didn't think they were gay. No, that wasn't it. And I didn't start thinking they were 'mos when they kissed, gave each other spankings, or when Bailey called the other guy, "bitch," over and over again… I didn't think it when they got visibly excited (a little too excited, if you ask me), when the off-screen voice told them he'd brought a ton of toys for them to play with. ("We love toys," they both giggled, before expertly ramming dildos of various shapes and sizes up their holes.)

No, the moment I stopped believing they were straight was when Bailey told his "gym" partner to suck his, testicles. Testicles. I mean, I'm a big ol' mo—I flame like a charcoal briquette, and even I say balls.

Sheesh.

OK, NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET A NEW iPOD

It was only a matter of time, I guess… the iPod revolution continues, as companies like COLT studios and Hot House announced plans to roll out their content in pod-friendly format.

Well, at least now I'll be able to take Jason Kingsley with me wherever I want. (Hey, I can dream, can't I?)