SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Service Men Edition

This one is a bit of a stretch if you haven't seen WWE or Hot House Video's Private Parts, but I couldn't help but notice more than a couple of similarities between injured, former WWE Champ, John Cena and porn performer Ken Browning. And to take it a step further, Cena played a guy in the armed forces in The Marine, and Browning plays a guy in the armed forces in Private Parts.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: The VP Edition

I know everyone, everywhere is dogging VP Nominee Sarah Palin, but I just had to post this one. Separated at birth: Sarah Palin and Beverly Hills: 90210's Andrea Zuckerman.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Ultimate Edition

I thought I was really rockin' the Separated At Birth thing, until I saw The Notorious Joe's version of this blog posting. You can check out his site here, and see his Separated At Birth collection here.

P.S. This was post #600, by the way.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: The Classic Edition

I know they made this joke on The Roast of Bob Saget, but it was so funny, I just had to find these pictures and post it here.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Mean Girls Edition

And now, for the Vice Presidential edition of Separated At Birth. Personally, I would have voted for McCain, had he picked the first one.

(For funny re-workings of McCain's Veep announcement, click here or here.)

(NOT REALLY) SEPERATED AT BIRTH

This isn't really a match, but more of one of those uncanny, family-type resemblances. (I don't know... white people start to all look alike after a while.) If you've seen The CW's new show Farmer Wants A Wife - which seems more like a low-rent concept they'd do over at Fox - then you've seen one half of this pair:

Former Fox News "Reporter" turned White House Press Representative (and now, ass-cancer survivor), Tony Snow and the CW's Farmer bear an uncanny similarity in look (especially when you seen them both in "action" and not as much in the stills I found).

Check these photos out, and tell me these two don't share some common bloodline:

See, how they both use microphones when speaking in front of crowds?

And see how they both have to put up with dumb-@ssholes:

And check out those whitey, white-@ss dork grins:

And not only do they look alike, but they've both gone on TV and sold their dignity just for the chance to be there...

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Ginger Edition

Separated at birth: Jill, from The Real Housewives of New York City and the judge on People's Court?

For Volume One, click here.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Good vs Evil

I've been wondering about this one: my boss (from way back), Gabriel Goldberg and Sylar, from Heroes. Separated at birth? I haven't seen Gabriel in a few years. Actually, I haven't seen him since Heroes started airing.

Don't get me wrong: I liked Gabriel. I'm just saying...