ACCORDING TO FACEBOOK...

I took a new Facebook Quiz today: Which Muppet Are You?

I must, first, profess my undying eternal love affair with The Muppets (both big t and little t, "the"). And even though Animal is my favorite, I've always felt more like a Gonzo. 

And according to Facebook, I am:

SWINE FLU

I know it is a serious matter, being a potential pandemic and all, but every time I hear "swine flu" I keep picturing Miss Piggy with a runny nose.