THE GODDAMN ROCK-SOLID GHETTO SHIZNIT NAME-GENERATOR

OK, so I posted this (a long time ago), but I think it might be time to break it out again. The upcoming holiday seasons can be a stressful time, so if you need a good laugh, check this out:

The Goddamn Rock-Solid Ghetto Shiznit Name-Generator

And if you're feeling brave, go ahead and post your name here, on my site. (I've turned off the sign-on protection, so you don't need a password to post.) I'll post mine at the end of the week.

So try it… mine was pretty funny.

Oh, I know, I know… you’re just so experienced—you’ve been everywhere (and I mean everywhere, you sick, horse-sex video watchers), seen it all and taken every last damn internet quiz and used every single name-generator… if you’re that jaded, then I’m suggesting you get a personality for Christmas, OK?

One love!