Monday, July 3


Yes, these are all real subject lines from my email I’ve collected in the past week, or so. In no particular order, here are my favorites:

Toilet message from Kyle Painter.
Who is Kyle Painter, and why is he emailing me from the toitey?

We cure any disease!
Good, because a number of people I used to work with are afflicted with a serious case of stupidity...

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity Garrisonian.
South Park jokes aside... they kind of make an interesting point.

Test your luck!
At last, spam-mail willing to be 100% honest: click on these email, or their links, and you're really pushing it!

Nasty upskirt pics message from Merle Berger.
I don't understand how spammers stay in business—people must be dumb enough to fall for these cracky / wacky subject headers... but this one makes me wonder what they being drawn in by: the nasty element, or the use of a 'proper' name.

Percussive message from Katharine Wright
A percussive message? Now that I'd like to hear.

Drunk matuure momas governing frictions.
Heh, heh, heh...

Sexy baby, bad erection?
No, and uh... is there such a thing?

Babe using her fingers and getting wet
What... fingerpainting? Or maybe doing the dishes, or watering the lawn... I wish they wouldn't be so vague.

and the one that really takes the cake:
Vesicular archdiocese electronic cabbage mundane oint neuronal bayberry earthworm!
Amen to that, brother!

1 comment:

bomitoni said...

LOL! Love the SPAM truck :) I usually delete mine, but I think I am going to have a second look...