Yesterday was a poor hygiene day for yours truly. Before you get grossed out, and go read something else, let me say this isn't going where you think it is.
1. I took a shower, cleaned up and shaved.
2. I put deodorant on. But, as the day wore on, I realized I only put it under one armpit.
3. I also realized I'd missed a couple spots with the razor. (Think Fu-Man-Chu.)
These aren't horrible sins, as far as personal grooming goes, but personally embarrassing. Oh, well... tomorrow is another day, no?