The place I'm working at is about to roll out a whole new batch of marketing/purchase options, so we've had quite a few training sessions... pretty dull stuff, for the most part.
Except... well, I should make it clear, I'm the only one in my office who thinks this is funny. It's hard to judge, since my last office job was a porn company, but this made me giggle quite a bit: The new options they're introducing are called Private Party Packages, or just 'packages' for short. I wrote down my favorite lil' gems of advice from managers:
"You need to seduce me with your package."
"Don't just throw your package out there... nobody wants a package thrown in their face."
"Find a way to make your package more appealing... convince me its the package for me."
And my personal favorite:
"That's a great package!"
OK, so I've got a thirteen year old's sense of humor... but it's funny, darn it!