Here is your March helping of SPAM, from my Yahoo! email account:
She/He will love this yaap
No thanks, I'm fine with yapp I have now.
You are very beatifull, Zippersparks
Uh, thanks... I think.
Toon Chick Gets Messy Cartoon Facial Hard-core
I'm all for letting people have their own fetishes and/or special interests, but cartoons? C'mon...
Toni Childers Lets Your Dreams Come True
Who is Toni Childers? (And who does number two work for? And why is poo number two?)
I don't have anything funny to say about this... I just added it because I thought it was kind of sad: what kind of person would respond to this email?
Oprah has it
Uh... no, too easy.
Have you ever thought of becoming a police officer?
Yes, honestly, I have. But there are a few, uh, issues I think they'd have with my past.
That buttrick is prevalent
What is a buttrick, and were/why is it so prevalent?
Jerrod Hott bangged by wildd horrses site
Don't know who that is, and I assume you mean, "wild horses." But if you cannot spell it, I doubt you can deliver it, not that I'd want to see it, but I'm just saying...
Don't be shy over your size
I'm not shy, so much as I have the basic decency not to take pictures of it, and put it all over the web.