Monday, August 7

SPEAKING OF BITCHES...

Another guilty TV pleasure of mine (as you may know, from an earlier post) is watching the Food Network. But I've noticed a disturbing trend in the past year or so:

SKINNY BITCHES WITH COOKING SHOWS!

Uggh. I can't stand it! Not only are these knock-kneed, buck-toothed, vomit-after-every-meal, skinny-ass ho's dominating the airwaves, but they have the nerve to host shows featuring sweets, cookies, cakes, etc.

C'mon, people! When your elbows are the biggest part of your upper-body, your 'rexic @ss doesn't deserve a cooking show, let alone a show about sugar-sweets!

Puh-lease!

3 comments:

Marz said...

That's why I say God bless Paula Dean and her recipes that start, "Now you take two sticks of butter...."

Bruce said...

Marz...love you!! My favorite part is how Paula Dean starts with two sticks of butter and when she's plating everything she always has to have a huge piece of what she is eating. The look on her face of pure ecstasy tells you just how good that food is! I want her as a best friend...she is so cool.

zipper said...

No, the best part of watching Paula eat, uh... I mean, cook, is when she likes a dish so much, she goes cross-eyed when she tastes it!