The following are actual email subjects sent to my Yahoo! inbox: 1. Financing Approved For Women – Ladies: Get approved with bad credit!
Am I right, ladies? (You have to listen to the PNSexplosion podcast to get this one).
2. Insane Rich Guy, “I honestly was dared to do this today”
Fascinating... but insane people (and rich people it seems), cannot be believed, so adding the word, "honestly" doesn't bode well. And if you're insane, it probably wasn't hard to get you to take on a dare
3. Smoking pornstar flower tucci butt poked by a large hard shaft
I have no idea what that means, but if Flower Tucci looks anything like Stanley Tucci, I'm not interested.
4. Zippersparks turn dreams into dollars
Will I get more money for lucid dreams?
5. All-expenses-paid trip: Here are your 2 Oprah Winfrey show tickets!
Yeah, right. (But I was tempted to open this one.)
6. Beef only from cattle younger than 21 months old if Japan lifts its ban.
Beef by email? No, really?
7. A question for you - Anna Nicole or Marilyn?
Neither? I mean, they're both pushing up daisies now...
8. Don't be a loser. Be a real man. Use Soft Cialis.
I don't know much about ED-drugs, by wouldn't you want to avoid naming one "soft"?
9. Best whores in your city, Zippersparks
Dude, if you saw the general population here, you'd think twice about that offer.
10. arnuad tam glass tiny titty te- ens getting *fzCked and jizzed on bed
I couldn't have set it better myself!
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