Monday, June 4

WATCHING TOO MUCH TV...

... can kill you, it seems. (I'm only concerned with this, because I wrote so much about television last week.) According to the BRI:

A woman died (age 86), after her TV died. She kept the set on 24 hours a day, for nearly two years. When a component fried (inside the set), the fumes killed her.

A man in Florida was shot in his bed — after being poisoned by has family, to no avail — after his family decided his constant TV watching was annoying them. They tried putting LSD in his chicken, and cocaine in his wine, but resorted to a more, uh, traditional method.

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