Wednesday, September 26

SIMON SAYS...

From the BRI Book of Quotes, a collection of quotes from the American Idol judge everyone loves to hate: Simon Cowell.

"That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, it was extraordinarily bad."

"You have invented a new form of torture."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but I prefer you when I close my eyes."

"I think you invented notes never ever heard before in music."


Contestant: "Why wasn't it good?"
Simon: "Because you sang it."

"When you entered this competition, did you really believe you become an American Idol?
[Contestant nods.] Well, then, you're deaf. Good bye."

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