And by it, I mean sh!t, of course. Clay Aiken is offering a new "service" on his web site: send your mother a Mother's Day greeting from the Fat & Dyed One Himself. But it isn't a personal message - the technology is available, just check out the site from Nip/Tuck. Clay is just phoning it in, again.
P.S. Nice pea-soup/diarrhea background color on the web page.