
Boy, was I shocked once I started reading. And then, to make matters worse, I saw a report on the news. (Or maybe it was The Colbert Report - I don't recall. When you watch Fox Noise as much as I do, it gets hard to tell the fake news from the "real" news.) Anyway, the thing that stood out to me, more than any weight loss success story, was the list of very strangely worded side affects.
The side insists that if you take the pill you "accept" the following:
-I am willing to do the hard work to lose weight gradually

-I am committed to following a reduced-calorie, low-fat diet (avg of 15 grams of fat per meal)
-I am committed to eating smaller portions
-I am committed to making time to be more physically active
-I will read and follow the alli label
-I understand that if I take alli with a meal containing too much fat, I may get bowel changes known as treatment effects. The effects may include gas with oily spotting, loose stools, and more frequent stools that may be hard to control. Why? Because alli prevents absorption of some of the fat, and undigested fat passes through the body

Why would I want to pay all that money, just to have my bum spew geysers of goo, when I still have to diet and exercise. I mean, these people, my "allies" totally missed the point of the American Dream: to look like a rock star, and eat like a loser. Sheesh.
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