Wednesday, August 29

HOW INSULTING!!!

From Uncle John's Book of Quotes, here are some of my favorite, famous insults:

"If you can't be a good example, at least be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird

"He looks like an explosion in a pubic hair factory." -Johnathan Miller about journalist Paul Johnson

"So boring, you fall asleep halfway through her name." -Alan Bennett speaking about Greek writer Arianna Stassinopolous

"Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." -Samuel Johnson

"She had lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power of speech." -George Bernard Shaw

"She looked as though she had been poured into her clothes and forgotten to say, 'when'." -P.G. Wodenhouse

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