SPAM THAT PUSSY!

It's time for the return of one of my regular features: SPAM email subjects from my email box at Yahoo! Here they are the Top 10 for the months of April and May:

1 Blonde teenie naking shaved pussy and showing it
What, exactly does naking shaved mean? I'm curious, but not curious enough to click on the link

2 Drunk dad makes his daughter spread her legs
Not only gross, but against the law.

3 Large-busted teen honey ditched by studs
Ditched, as in left alone? What's so interesting about that?

4 Hot Indian babe getting pounded by hard cocks
Hmm... Indian, as in from India, or as in Native American?

5 Zippersparks two girls waiting for you
Funny, how you know my "name," but are cluess as to whether or not I like girls

6 Zippersparks best porstars want lick your balls!
Which is funny, because I actually know a few porn stars, and none of them enjoy licking balls... I'm always up for meeting new porn stars, but what does "best" refer to?

7 Zippersparks find and contact local escorts
Where I live? Echh! Have you seen the people in my local area?

8 Required sperm fantasy: best cum shots
I must admit I hate cum (or come) shots, so making them a "required" fantasy? Come on...

9 Zippersparks find girl and fuck her
Again, with the name, and gender mis-information...

10 Zippersparks I want lick you!
Really, are you porn star?

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