WELL, I GUESS I'LL VOTE FOR...

I'm a closet American Idol watcher. I have to admit I don't really care for the show, on principal, but it is just so much fun to watch and bag on. This year's season has been a pretty pathetic competition — I mean, how serious can they be, after musical coaching sessions from Jennifer Lopez and Barry Gibb?

The biggest surprise of the season (as I'm sure everyone on God's green earth already knows), is that Blake Lewis — the boy with no upper lip, a questionable beatbox talents — made it to the finals.

But I'm not any more impressed with Jordan Sparks (she's too young and inexperienced for my taste), so I guess I'll just get behind Blake.

Sorta like the guy in this photo!